What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
Gravity Falls continues to insert ridiculous and obvious allusions to things Disney won’t allow
Birb wakes up on wrong side of nest and is grump
GIVET THE REST SMALL TEENAGE WITH THE ROCK MUSIC! HARRAP!
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
#i wonder if mark sheppard just sits and watches television and calls his agent in the middle of a show like ‘I found another one’ ‘Mark I can’t put you on Deadliest Catch!’ ‘You’re fired I want a new agent’
“mark i’m sorry but i don’t think you can be on Teen Mom”
“MAKE IT SO”