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fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

30 September 2014 · 146,506 notes


coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

30 September 2014 · 21,786 notes


thestarjar:

Gravity Falls continues to insert ridiculous and obvious allusions to things Disney won’t allow

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30 September 2014 · 6,540 notes


importantbirds:

Birb wakes up on wrong side of nest and is grump

GIVET THE REST SMALL TEENAGE WITH THE ROCK MUSIC! HARRAP!

30 September 2014 · 429 notes


fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

29 September 2014 · 430,179 notes


29 September 2014 · 9,175 notes


plays
29 September 2014 · 2,891 notes


fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(Source: awwww-cute)

28 September 2014 · 457,576 notes


fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH

28 September 2014 · 212,659 notes


Plz ignore

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